The other day, out of the blue, she asked for a pony. I told her we couldn’t get a pony, because ponies cost a lot of money. She replied, “mama, I just go work! I make money!” Pretty sound reasoning, although child labor laws restrict this.
She held up two fingers and said, “mama, you have TWO big boobies!”.
There is a hill pretty close to our house, it’s like a park or something. We were driving by it, and she proclaimed that it was HER mountain! I corrected her and told her it was for everyone to have fun with. She argued with me for a while, still claiming the mountain as hers. Then she relented and said, “ok, it’s for everyone, I love that!”. Bipolar!
Just a few I wanted to share before more brain cells die.