I’ve been wondering, if this baby (size of a booger) is a boy, what are we going to call his penis?
Should we use the standard term? Will he be made fun of if one day, he calls it his penis when all the other boys call it something much cooler, like dick? I’d rather not have my son use the word dick. But, I guess it’s better than him getting beat up for sounding like a wimp by using the word penis.
Perhaps we should call it a “willy”. Is that still a term these days? Sounds silly.
Maybe we could use the term my Dad used when we were growing up. Chicken. Yes, chicken. This was the code word my Dad and his buddies would use when referring to a penis around little ears. Why they would talk about a penis enough to constitute use of a code word is beyond me. Not crazy about chicken. If we start this early enough, it could do some long term damage if I annouce that we’re having fried chicken for dinner.
Pecker? Nope. Reminds me of chicken.
Little Solidier? Sounds stupid.
Perhaps this is best left up to Daddy, but I will reserve full vetoing rights – we don’t need an “Incredible Hulk” in our son’s underpants.